"Hey Bob."
"Fuck off Bill I ain't feelin' it today."
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"Wife threw you out again?"
"Bill keep your beak in your own damn business."
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"Well if you're gonna be a bitch about it then fine."
"Bill you're just gonna leave your best bro hangin' like this? Rude."
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"You're not gettin' away that easy."
"Okay, Bob. You stay there and bitch about your wife while I go fishing for mine."
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"I think your wife's got you whipped, Bill."
"Happy wife happy life."
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"I'm tellin' ya Bill it's hard out here for a guy nowadays. These women don't appreciate us